Read New Humor Short Stories

Lance Decker Rock-First Babysitter

by shadowgate

February 27, 2025

Last Place Trophy Wife

Last Place Trophy Wife

by Michael Cleary

February 24, 2025

Comments: 2

Adopted

by David Bumpass

February 21, 2025

Comments: 1

Communicating with children can be a funny thing. Read

Not Quite In-and-Out

Not Quite In-and-Out

by Andy K.

February 19, 2025

The man thinks buying a sandwich from a vending machine is just an in-and-out business. He is wrong! Read

Candy and Roses

Candy and Roses

by Michael Cleary

February 17, 2025

Comments: 1

Cletus Jagen

February 13, 2025

Chaos, Auszeiten und echte Zuneigung Read

Eddie Makes His Move

Eddie Makes His Move

by Michael Cleary

February 13, 2025

Comments: 1

Liebe, Kettensägen und Verkehrsschilder

February 13, 2025

Papas Frau in der Realität treffen Read

Malice on The Mountain

Malice on The Mountain

by David Cho

The Piercing & Other Whims

February 11, 2025

A funny story about someone (the author)'s bathroom being almost knocked down. Read

The Piercing & Other Whims

February 10, 2025

There's always a woman behind almost everything that men choose to do - sometimes against our better judgment. Here are a couple of examples from my past, when I let my decisions be made with my heart instead of my mind. Read

The Greasy Spoon

February 10, 2025

A local diner can, at times, get a bad reputation, often time unwarranted. This story is about a man who has just seen all the turkey he can eat on the days following Thanksgiving. He decides the only thing to do is go on a road trip which takes him… Read

Unraveling Ties at a Funeral

February 07, 2025

Partner Swaps vs Steadfast Paths Read

Up On The Roof

by Richard McMullin

February 05, 2025

Four people meet on a rooftop in Manhattan to jump off but wind up talking each other out of it. Read

Lylak schaut weg

February 05, 2025

Die Neue im Familienleben überstehen Read

Kitsch und Kummer: Papas neue Frau

February 04, 2025

Nachdem ich den FB-Post meiner Stiefmutter gesehen hatte, wie Papa ihr Buch bestellt hat (er hat's anders erzählt), stellte ich mir der Sonntag würde ungefähr so verlaufen... Read

Their Story—As She Sees It

February 04, 2025

Comments: 1

After seeing my stepmom's FB post about Dad ordering her book (that’s not what he told me), I figured he'd never cracked its spine and imagined Sunday would go something like this... Read

Chasing Cletus

February 03, 2025

Comments: 1

chaos and cuddles Read

Lylak Turns Away

January 31, 2025

adjusting to a new family member Read

Candy, the Ultimate Leash

January 31, 2025

his weakness Read

Oops, I Did It Again (Pretended to See Someone)

January 31, 2025

evading homework Read

Poor Pedro

by Thomaswcase8'.

January 30, 2025

Comments: 2

Here's a link to my you tube channel where I read my poetry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZptFkj_ezoo Read

Watching Dust Settle

January 27, 2025

There are lazy summer days when we find it hard to entertain ourselves. Sometimes we feel life can get pretty boring. It's on days like that when the old saying "It's as boring as watching the dust settle" came about. One lazy summer day last year, I decided to see… Read

about my assignment

January 27, 2025

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

teachers must hear all kinds of crazy excuses from students who fail to complete their assigned homework. here's an extreme example of what some of those excuses might look like. Read

Cletus's Family

January 26, 2025

hold their place Read

The Playground Gauntlet

January 26, 2025

Ducking Loogies, Wrangling Toddlers, and Sprinting for Sanity Read

Once I built a railroad

Once I built a railroad

by Daniel Kauffman

January 22, 2025

If you have a sense of humor you may like this: If you like the idiot we elected, you might not. Read

Walking over 50

by B. A. Thinkerman

Short Story / Humor /

January 14, 2025

A little window into a world no one wants to see... or for that matter, get stuck in. Honestly, I wasn't sure whether this belonged properly in the horror or humor genres. Read

The Spider in the Milking Machine

by B. A. Thinkerman

Short Story / Humor /

January 14, 2025

Meet the modern version of a literary agent. Back in the day, literary agents helped writers get published. Whatever the new variant might be, it certainly ain't that! Read

sea cucumbers

by PumpkinSpice

January 14, 2025

Forest of Demons

by Bento Ecker

January 13, 2025

it's a story about some kooky demons who squabble alot. Read

Behaving Badly

by Kevin Hadley

January 09, 2025

Comments: 1

When a new neighbour moves in next door, you never quite know what to expect Read

The Shoe and the Cup

by PumpkinSpice

January 09, 2025

Milo the Dog

by David Bumpass

Metro Tarzan Meets His Match

January 07, 2025

Based on my grand-dog, Milo. The most human of dogs I have ever known. Please let me know what you think. Read

Metro Tarzan Meets His Match

by ETXMale

January 07, 2025

When the shoe is on the other foot... Read

Clowns and Punishment

by David Bumpass

January 07, 2025

This short story re-introduces characters from my book "Under the Milky Way", telling the story of how deeply impactful our legacy is, intertwined with the lives around us. You do not need to have read "Under the Milky Way" to understand/enjoy this story, consider this a snip it of the… Read

Spin It, Shake It, Let it Go

January 07, 2025

Closure and Resolution on New Year's Eve Read

Calognah Finds Acceptance

by PumpkinSpice

January 03, 2025

From Cool to Fool

by Allen Fried

December 29, 2024

Meet Colin Bradshaw, the self-proclaimed king of cool at Westfield High. With his designer leather jacket, perfectly styled hair, and a playlist that screams confidence, Colin is ready to strut into senior year like a rock star. But when his grand entrance goes hilariously wrong—thanks to a rogue Bluetooth connection… Read

The Feast of Fiascos

by Allen Fried

December 28, 2024

When the Johnson family gathers for their annual Thanksgiving feast, no one expects a technological apocalypse orchestrated by the most unlikely of saboteurs. One cousin's calculated revenge will transform an ordinary family gathering into a catastrophic showdown where kitchen appliances become weapons, long-buried secrets bubble to the surface, and survival… Read

The Llama Queen's Fall from Grace

by Allen Fried