OMG A MAJESTIC UNICORN

Unicorns are majestic because they are unicorns.

They have pretty horns that can grow corn.

Majestic unicorns like bananas because it is yellow and unicorns like everything yellow

Unicorns use magic rainbows that helped them fly into the galaxy of unicorniaxifoof.

Unicorns like fluffy teddy bears and rainbow trees.

Unicorns like to eat people but will often invite them to a pleasant tea party

Unicorns wear fancy top hats and monocles.

Unicorns have british accents and hate puppies.

Majestic Unicorns...wtf did I just write...