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Poem / Humor

February 25, 2025

Are you one? Read More

Tags: fantasy, humour

there's nothing more dangerous than a book, especially in the wrong hands. and, in this world of magic, wars and an alarming number of self-serving, gratuitously selfish people, there are a lot of wrong hands to take advantage. when the world's foremost mage, anpound pudbatter (fresh from a magical accident… Read More
summer 1942, over sunny france. sun is shining, the allies are whining, and lina's plane is dying... lina thought she had lucked out when - after quite the crash - all she had was a concussion and an attitude problem. until she was captured by those jerry bastards and taken… Read More
Lowly servant working for The Man hopes plans for world domination go unnoticed. They will for a long time with demonic dolts at the helm. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 24, 2024

Reads: 36

Comments: 2

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FROM HELL'S HOSPITAL. Read More

Tags: humour

Break out the party hats and cocktails and kick back and enjoy the great wealth and abundance that A.I., it its unbiased wisdom, will provide for all of humanity. Read More
Sometimes, if we have to ask what something means then we’re not going to get the answer we need. And maybe we just ask the wrong questions – expecting a straight-forward solution when we really need to state from a different place before we can even find the right questions… Read More
Is Mr McDoogle evil? A huge corporation Mr McDoogle has his hands in everything. How much reach does the biggest technology company in the world have? Author Conrad Donnigan will soon find out. (The real author of this story has gone missing.) Read More

Book / Fantasy

September 28, 2024

Reads: 152

Shelves: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Dravos is a skilled hunter in the employ of the Queen of the Dreamscape, a world half buried between reality and dreams. When he is tasked with killing Emma for the greater good of his realm he could never expect to unravel the greatest conspiracy of his world. Read More
The author’s encounter with a shop window display leads to thoughts on the nature of truth. This story is included in a book - TRUTH HQ - which is available on Booksie. Read More
Hero's journey back home after saving 'humanity' from extinction. Read More

Tags: humour, satire, fun, comedy

When I think of his words, these are the thoughts they conjure up. Read More
This limerick tries to celebrate the affordability of vodka over a romantic dinner for two. Read More

Short Story / Humor

May 20, 2024

Reads: 92

Comments: 1

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St Faults Day care Unit for those of you that don't know the Hospital unit is still shabby and needs a new car park. Matron is a perfectionist and she enjoys getting her messy hair styled at the local hair dressers in Pembleton "Cut above the rest" where she can… Read More
A light-hearted witty ditty set on a sunny summer day at a pigsty where the author encounters Little Miss Piggy and a truck loaded with pigs. Read More
In this limerick set in a garden, violets exude a sweet fragrance while nearby faeces cheekily comment on the contrasting scents. With humour and vivid imagery, the poem tries to playfully explore the sensory experiences found in nature's surroundings. Read More
The friends to lovers trope is the most boring one out of all of them...until it happens to you. Eight years of fame in Hollywood had me thinking I'd seen it all, but suddenly catching feelings for my long-time co-star Daniel White? That really caught me off guard. One thing's… Read More
basically think Dungeons and dragons in the style of Jumanji modern day remake Read More

Short Story / Humor

January 03, 2024

Short story about parenthood Read More

Tags: humour, funny

Poem / Fantasy

December 21, 2023

Reads: 207

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Is it 2 people chatting or someone with a split personality? HALLOWEENS COMING! Read More

Tags: halloween, humour

A wealthy socially awkward business person loses a lot but gains friendship, love and faith Read More

Poem / Humor

December 08, 2023

Reads: 215

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Silly little rhym about rum Read More

Tags: humour, fun, comedy, silly, rhym

In the arcane annals of the worldly realm, there emerged an astonishing contrivance—a republic of sheer peculiarity, where the governance of reason and rationality took a delightful sabbatical. Nestled within the intricate tapestry of temporal oddities, this polity of curiosities bore the moniker "The Republic of Quizzical Quandaries." Join us… Read More

Poem / Other

December 01, 2023

A ridiculosu situationin when an 83 year old woman is expecting a baby. Read More

Tags: humour

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