Fishy Cow

A big fishy flying cow,
Mooing and leaping and swimming,
Plays with his fishy friend,
(Who is actually a mammal)

He gallops underwater,
(Of course, he may be a she)
But I don’t see any udders,
So I think that cow is a dude.

Fishy cows dolphin buddy makes…dolphin sounds,
(Whatever you call those)
While the big swimming cow moos all day,
Mooing and mooing and  mooing.

Fishy cow eats fish, not grass,
(And happens to fart a lot less)
Fishy friend plays in the water,
Why fishy cow likes to rest.

Fishy friend runs from sharks,
While fishy cow charges,
Flailing his/her hoofs and yelling a battle cry,
Which bubbles and gurgles under water.

And what happens to fishy cow?
You know that better then I,
For I, the writer, cannot decided,
Whether the cow ate the shark or the shark had a whopper.


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